{"product_id":"funny-dog-lover-pens-5-pack-snarky-sayings-ballpoint-gag-gift","title":"Funny Dog Lover Pens 5-Pack - Snarky Sayings Ballpoint Gag Gift","description":"Five black ballpoint pens, each printed with a different snarky saying for dog owners. Smooth black ink, comfortable barrel, and they actually write well. A gag gift that stays on the desk instead of in a drawer. Good for birthdays, secret santa, white elephant and coworker gifts. Five different sayings, no repeats.\u003cul\u003e  \u003cli\u003eWitty Dog Phrases: Five black ballpoint pens, each printed with a different saying - “I work hard so my dog can have nice things” and “Sorry I can’t, I have plans with my dog”.\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003eFive Pens, Five Sayings: No repeats in the pack, so the whole set stays funny.\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003eThey Actually Write Well: Smooth black ink and a comfortable barrel, not a novelty that dies in a drawer.\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003eMade For Dog Owners And Pet Lovers: Birthdays, secret santa, white elephant, desk gifts and stocking stuffers.\u003c\/li\u003e  \u003cli\u003eDesk Gag Gift That Gets Used: Funny enough to give, practical enough to keep on the desk.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"MilkToast Brands","offers":[{"title":"Dog People","offer_id":62076234236044,"sku":"2NU2WFBQ4GSI","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Passive Aggressive","offer_id":62076234268812,"sku":"1FM3YEAC3QCD","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Parenting","offer_id":62076234301580,"sku":"3CWO6TX08W0M","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cat People","offer_id":62076234334348,"sku":"6WYJAGPDZDGK","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/5615\/8604\/files\/MilkToast-Dog-People-Pen-Set-Funny-Dog-Ballpoint-Pens-for-Dog-Enthusiasts_e97ffd12-0c63-40ef-bde3-6452d51b5c32.da9156bdf950644bab8c8c0280cc0bac.jpg?v=1790949684","url":"https:\/\/exclusiveboxes.com\/products\/funny-dog-lover-pens-5-pack-snarky-sayings-ballpoint-gag-gift","provider":"ExclusiveBoxes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}